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Ironic. I wonder if he had any anti-kidnapping tactics that he tried… because as a service he should really let everyone know that they do not work.  No, seriously, I hope they find him, but this is just too ironic to not giggle at.

This sort of makes me want to unwrap all the Christmas presents I bought today and do it over again, with a little more sass.  Like I said, almost… Also I love that The Onion is behind this, I always enjoy rediscovering that site.

I’m all for the advancement of science and medicine, but I’m not sure I could go through the rest of my life knowing my face is covered in the skin of a dead person I don’t know. It’s giving me the heebie-jeebies just thinking about it.  This is even more weird than that cat I wrote about recently that had his face replaced. Ew.

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